Wednesday, December 31, 2008

NYE NBA Losers

OKC ML +124 (.5)
Toronto +2 +121 (.5)

Passed the Den/Tor Under.

Hope everyone has a great New Year's

Insight Bowl

Minnesota +8 +112 (.75)

New Year's Eve

NCAAF
Vanderbilt +4.5 +115 (1.5)

NCAAB
Utah +5 -110 (.5)
DePaul +6.5 +108 (.5)

Still contemplating Minnesota and the god-foresaken NBA

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Primed And Ready To GIve Back Yesterday's Profits

These plays should accomplish just that

NCAAF
Nevada -1 -110 (1)
Western Michigan +2.5 +104 (.75)

NCAAB
South Carolina +2.5 -101 (.5)
Arkansas +5.5 -103 (.5)
UAB +6 -106 (.5)

NBA
Indiana -1 +103 (.5)
Miami +5 +110 (.5)
Memphis +3.5 -104 (.5)
New Orleans -14 -103 (.5)

Passed Portland due to Roy's injury moving the line along with Oregon because of the nature of that line movement.

Here's to not getting completely demolished today.

Monday, December 29, 2008

Monday Night Card

NCAAF
NW +12 +110 (1.25)
NW/Mizzou U66.5 -104 (.5)

NCAAB
Charleston +4.5 +103 (.5)
Weber St +19 EV (.5)

NBA
OKC +9.5 +102 (.5)

Passing Northwestern ML, Baylor, Pistons and 76ers.

Good luck tonight.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

I See The NFL Went Well

Yale +17.5 -104 (.5)

Sunday NFL Plays

TB -13 +109 (.75)
Min -7 EV (.75)
Buf +5.5 -105 (.75)

Saturday, December 27, 2008

My Form Of Charity

Fucks -5.5 +106 (1)
Sprockets -10.5 +102 (.5)

Saturday's College Bowl Plays

UNC +2 -104 (1.25)
Wisconsin +6 -107 (.5)

Friday, December 26, 2008

NBA Donations

OKC/DET O195.5 +102 (.75)
GS +10.5 +102 (.5)

Motor City Bowl

Florida Atlantic +7 +106 (1)

FEI rankings kept this from being a larger play, still mulling my NBA options

Hope Everyone Had A Merry Christmas

Now it's time to start losing money

Fairfield +22 +109 (.5)

Due to traveling I still have to look over the NBA card. Also, I will have a definite play on the Owls later tonight.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl

TCU -3 -107 (.75)
TCU/Boise U45.5 -102 (.5)

I was going to play TCU for double what I am playing them tonight, but due to the line shift I lowered my amount.

Crappy Hoops Plays

Putting these plays in right now due to travel. I will most likely have another play or two later in the evening.

NBA
Philly +13 EV (.5)
Hornets -2.5 -101 (.5)
Bucks -1 -107 (.5)
Blazers -8 -101 (.5)

NCAAB
Wisconsin -1 -102 (.75)
Marshall +8.5 -103 (.5)

Monday, December 22, 2008

Monday Night 3-Sport Losers

NFL
GB +4 -102 (.75)

NBA
Sac/SA O198 +108 (.5)

NCAAB
Northeastern +1.5 -110 (.5)

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Back To Your Regularly Scheduled Football Losers

Southern Miss +4 +110 (.75)

A Reprieve From Football To Post NBA Losers

Wizards +6.5 -103 (.5)
Thunder +13 +103 (.75)

These are both losers, no doubt.

Sunday Football II

Redskins +5 -102 (1)
Raiders +7.5 -110 (1.5)

Sunday Football I

Titans +2.5 +115 (1)
Browns -2.5 +102 (1)
Chiefs +3 +115 (1)

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Saturday Night Action

NBA
76ers -10.5 EV (.5)
Hornets -15.5 -104 (.5)
Timberpups +5.5 -105 (.5)
Bulls +2.5 -102 (.5)

NCAAF
Arizona -3.5 +107 (1)

Still trying to get a couple of college hoops plays picked up.

EDIT: 6:10
NCAAB
FIU +5.5 -105 (.5)
Jacksonville St +5 -106 (.5)
Northwestern +4.5 EV (.5)

Things are going to get ugly tonight

Saturday Hoops

Gonzaga -3.5 EV (.25)
Drake -1 +104 (.25)
Auburn +3.5 -105 (.25)

Also had New Mexico +2 -106 (.5) loser earlier

Friday, December 19, 2008

Friday Night Hoops

I had to trim a lot off the NBA card (Heat, Nets, Zards and Clips) to make the losses tonight manageable.

NBA
Chi/Bos O196 EV (.5)
Bucks +4 +102 (.5)
Thunder +6 EV (.5)
Nugs -1 EV (.5)

NCAAB
Richmond +7.5 EV (.5)

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Finals Week Kinda Sucks

NFL
Jags +6.5 -110 (1)

NBA
Portland -4 -109 (.5)
Phx/Portland U204 +103 (.5)

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Wednesday Night 0-5 Special

NBA
Atlanta +3.5 +103 (.5)

Minnesota +10 -106 (.5)
won't even be close

Milwaukee +3.5 EV (.5)

New Jersey +2.5 +105 (.5)
Utah will put up 115

NCAAB
Austin Peay +6 -104 (.5)

Monday, December 15, 2008

Taking An Under with Ken Dorsey Under Center?

Doesn't feel right

Cle/Phi U39.5 -106 (.75)

FO finally pushed me to take this total given the recent performances of each team.

Monday Hoops Action

NBA
Milwaukee +3.5 -103 (.5)
Golden St +3.5 -102 (.75)

NCAAB
Cleveland St +10.5 -110 (.5)
Waited too long to put this in

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Throw Up Night in America

Dallas -3 -101 (1)
Dal/NYG U47 -110 (.75)

Three predictions for tonight
1)The game goes over
2)Dallas does not cover
3)Dallas will win

Ram Tough

Colorado St +5 +107 (.5)

Sunday's Slate

Jacksonville +2.5 -101 (1)
Houston +3 -101 (1.5)
Baltimore -2 -110 (1)
Oakland +7.5 -110 (1)
Minnesota +3 +118 (1)

NCAAB
UIC Flamers +7 +112 (.5)

Good luck today

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Tonight's Card

Hawks +4 -101 (.5)
Boobcats +1 +105 (.5)

Still looking over the CBB/NBA card

EDIT - 6:24
Portland +17.5 -105 (.25)
Northern Colorado +20 -103 (.25)

EDIT - 7:29
OKC +13 +101 (.5)
Denver -15 -108 (.5)
LAC +4 -101 (.5)

I fully expect to go 0-5 in NBA

College Hoops

Georgia St +6 -107 (.5)

Friday, December 12, 2008

Tonight Is Going To Hurt

76ers +10.5 -106 (.5)
Grizzlies +2 -101 (.5)
Timberpups +8 -104 (.5)
Phi/Cle U189.5 +104 (.375)

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Yesterday Was An Obvious Fluke

NBA
76ers +6.5 -104 (.75)
Lakers -12.5 +105 (.5)
Nets -8.5 +106 (.5)
Timberpups +12.5 -102 (.5)

NCAAB
Creighton -6 -106 (.5)

Passing 76ers/Cavs Under, Princeton and Ohio

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

How Much Will I Lose Tonight?

NBA
Queens +11.5 +103 (.75)
Timberpups +4.5 +107 (.75)
Washington Mystics +4.5 +104 (.5)
Bulls -7.5 -103 (.5)

NCAAB
West Virginia Hillbillies -2 -103 (1)
Idaho St Bungles +19.5 EV (.5)
Georgia +3.5 -107 (.25)

My guess is 2.75. I know that's optimistic, but what can I say. There's always a silver lining.

Passing Nova, Tex/Nova Under & Milwaukee. Those will surely hit because my passes are far better than any of my plays. Good luck.

Monday, December 8, 2008

2008 Bowl Game Plan

The first line was my guess and the second, bolded line is the actual line.

Eagle Bank
Wake -8.5 vs Navy
Wake -3 vs Navy A little surprised this isn't higher

New Mexico
Fresno -3.5 vs Colorado St
Fresno -3 vs Colorado St

St. Petersburg
USF -12 vs Memphis
USF -13 vs Memphis

Las Vegas
Arizona -3 vs BYU
Same

New Orleans
Troy -3.5 vs Southern Miss
Troy -4 vs Southern Miss

Poinsettia
TCU -2 vs Boise St
TCU -1.5 vs Boise Thank you Vegas

Hawaii
Notre Dame -2 vs Hawaii
Hawaii -1.5 vs Notre Dame The island advantage

Motor City
Central Michigan -8.5 vs Florida Atlantic
Central Michigan -6.5 vs Florida Atlantic

Meineke
West Virginia -1 vs North Carolina
West Virginia PK vs North Carolina

Champs
Florida St -5 vs Wisconsin
Florida St -4.5 vs Wisconsin

Emerald
Cal -3.5 vs Miami
Cal -6.5 vs Miami

Independence
Louisiana Tech PK vs Northern Illinois
Northern Illinois -2 vs Louisiana Tech I had no idea in this game

Papajohns
Rutgers -3.5 vs NC St
Rutgers -6.5 vs NC St Mike Teel must be impressing some people

Alamo
Missouri -11 vs Northwestern
Missouri -13.5 vs Northwestern I was really hoping this line was set lower than this, Missouri is nothing special this year. Strictly living off their rep from last year. Mizzou actually had something you could call a defense last year.

Humanitarian
Maryland -5 vs Nevada
Nevada -1 Maryland Vegas has been high on Nevada all year long, I really should have known better

Texas
Rice -4 vs Western Michigan
Rice -3 vs Western Michigan

Holiday
Oregon -1 vs Oklahoma St
Oklahoma St -4 vs Oregon I'm not sure what I was thinking with this one

Armed Forces
Houston -5 vs Air Force
Houston -3 vs Air Force

Sun
Pittsburgh -2.5 vs Oregon St
Oregon St -3 vs Pitt I just assumed both Rodgers brothers were going to be out for this one. I take it Quizz will be playing?

Music City
Boston College -10 vs Vanderbilt
Boston College -4 Vanderbilt Vandy is garbage and I'll be forced to take them

Insight
Kansas -9.5 vs Minnesota
Kansas -10 vs Minnesota

Chick-fil-A
GT -4 vs LSU
Same

Outback
Iowa -5.5 vs South Carolina
Iowa -3 South Carolina

Capital One
Georgia -9 vs Michigan St
Georgia -7 Michigan St

Gator
Nebraska -3 vs Clemson
Clemson -3 vs Nebraska I'll be rooting against my university, my hands are tied. I was afraid this would happen. Vegas has been respecting Clemson with the lines they've set for them in the latter part of the year. Many will look at Clemson and see 5 losses, but they are a totally different team since Dabo took over. By totally different, I mean much much better.

Rose
USC -9 vs Penn St
USC -10 Penn St

Orange
VT -1 vs Cincinnati
Cincinnati -2 vs VT I like Cincy quite a bit in this matchup

Cotton
Texas Tech -7.5 vs Mississippi
Texas Tech -6.5 vs Mississippi

Liberty
ECU -3 vs Kentucky
ECU -2 vs Kentucky

Sugar
Alabama -10 vs Utah
Alabama -10.5 vs Utah

International
Uconn -6 vs Buffalo
Uconn -4 vs Buffalo I know Buffalo is riding a lot of momentum after capturing the MAC title, but even with the short line I'm not sure if I like this game much.

Fiesta
Texas -8.5 vs Ohio St
Texas -10 vs Ohio St Show up for once tOSU, just once.

GMAC
Ball St -1 vs Tulsa
Ball St -2.5 vs Tulsa

BCS Title Game
Florida -3 vs Oklahoma
Same

I was completely off in the Eagle Bank, Humanitarian, Holiday, Sun, Music City and Gator Bowls. On the other hand I was within 2 points on 22 games, so that's not horrible. In all I was 73.5 points different from the the actual line for an average of 2.16 per game.

After digesting the lines for a few moments there is no doubt I will be playing TCU, Clemson, Cincinnati and Ohio St.

The next tier of teams include Colorado St, Arizona, Nevada, Western Michigan, Oregon and Vanderbilt(I really hate this one and it should belong in the with the first four teams).

Rounding out the last tier as of now is UNC, Northwestern, Minnesota, Michigan St and Utah.

I will be looking to back the ACC and Big 10. Yes, I know I have leans against VT, Maryland and BC all from the ACC but VT is a well known commodity, Maryland is laying points to the 3rd team in the WAC(which was horrible this year) and BC is only laying 4 to a crappy Vandy team. Besides those three I'll give the ACC looks in every bowl game.

I will fade the fuck out of the Big 12 along with the SEC.

NBA Plays

I So Much Hate the NBA, my confidence is at an all-time low. For a brief moment when I was heaped over on my bathroom floor Sunday morning I thought I would take a break from the NBA. Then I see these ridiculous lines for tonight and I get sucked back in, fuck me.

OKC +1 +102 (.5)
Memphis +7.5 -102 (.5)
LAC +4 EV (.75)

Bowl Game Line Guesses

Several have already given their best guess. I thought I would post my guesses for the bowl game lines that I did last night.

Eagle Bank
Wake -8.5 vs Navy

New Mexico
Fresno -3.5 vs Colorado St

St. Petersburg
USF -12 vs Memphis

Las Vegas
Arizona -3 vs BYU

New Orleans
Troy -3.5 vs Southern Miss

Poinsettia
TCU -2 vs Boise St

Hawaii
Notre Dame -2 vs Hawaii

Motor City
Central Michigan -8.5 vs Florida Atlantic

Meineke
West Virginia -1 vs North Carolina

Champs
Florida St -5 vs Wisconsin

Emerald
Cal -3.5 vs Miami

Independence
Louisiana Tech PK vs Northern Illinois

Papajohns
Rutgers -3.5 vs NC St

Alamo
Missouri -11 vs Northwestern

Humanitarian
Maryland -5 vs Nevada

Texas
Rice -4 vs Western Michigan

Holiday
Oregon -1 vs Oklahoma St

Armed Forces
Houston -5 vs Air Force

Sun
Pittsburgh -2.5 vs Oregon St

Music City
Boston College -10 vs Vanderbilt

Insight
Kansas -9.5 vs Minnesota

Chick-fil-A
GT -4 vs LSU

Outback
Iowa -5.5 vs South Carolina

Capital One
Georgia -9 vs Michigan St

Gator
Nebraska -3 vs Clemson

Rose
USC -9 vs Penn St

Orange
VT -1 vs Cincinnati

Cotton
Texas Tech -7.5 vs Mississippi

Liberty
ECU -3 vs Kentucky

Sugar
Alabama -10 vs Utah

International
Uconn -6 vs Buffalo

Fiesta
Texas -8.5 vs Ohio St

GMAC
Ball St -1 vs Tulsa

BCS Title Game
Florida -3 vs Oklahoma

Sunday, December 7, 2008

College Hoops Special

Cal State Northridge +21 +108 (.25)

NFL Late Losers

SF +4.5 +105 (1)
Buffalo -1 -110 (1)
Seattle +7 -110 (1.5)

NFL Losers

Bengals +14 -110 (1)
Jaguars +6.5 +104 (1)
Texans +6.5 +112 (1)
Browns +13.5 +103 (1)
Lions +10 +115 (1)

I put this card together between vomiting and dry heaving, good times.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Championship Week Part III

Arkansas St +12.5 +105 (1)
Missouri +16.5 -102 (1)
Hawaii +7.5 +102 (1)

NBA
Charlotte +8 -105 (.5)
Phoenix -7 -104 (.5)
Sacramento +4.5 -102 (.5)

Good luck to all. Now I'm going to make sure I don't remember the night. If I'm lucky enough I'll oversleep the early NFL games.

Championship Week Part II

Fla/Ala U54.5 -107 (.75)

College Hoops Action

Michigan +9.5 +104 (.25)
tOSU +4.5 +106 (.5)

I'm glad I knew Harangody will be back for ND prior to placing my bet.

Probably won't matter anyway

Championship Week Part I

Army +10.5 -105 (1)
Uconn -3 +107 (1)

I took a look at the ECU ML, but in the end decided to pass. I'll be back with many more losers throughout the day.

Friday, December 5, 2008

Friday Night Plays

NCAAF
Buffalo +15 EV (1)
Buff/Ball U62 +115 (.5)

NBA
Wizards +12 -101 (.5)
Hawks -10.5 EV (.5)

CFB Leans Week 15

Ball St -15.5 Buffalo
I'm 100% assured I'll be rooting for Turner Gill and the boys.

Uconn -2.5 Pitt
Uconn lost their last game which was nationally televised game while Pitt beat WV in their last game which was nationally televised. Plus, Pitt is a public dog.

Navy -11 Army
Doesn't Navy smoke Army every year?

Troy -11 Arkansas St
If Arkansas St can only survive North Texas by 5 points, what will Troy do to them? Remember, Troy almost beat LSU and we all know how good LSU is.

FIU -7.5 WKU
Merely entertaining the thought. If the line would have stayed at 7 or dropped to 6.5 then there might have been a play.

Oklahoma -17 Missouri
Gross. Sooners will be up 21-0 after the first and cruise from there.

Hawaii +7.5 Cincinnati
There should not be any explanation needed.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Vegas Is Giving Out Free Money at Alumni Arena Tonight!

Yes, I had to look that up and no I do not like money.

NCAAF
'Ville/Rutgers U53 +106 (.5)

NCAAB
Buffalo +15.5 -110 (.75)
Elon +4.5 +110 (.25)
UCLA/Tex U129 -110 (.25)

Passing Trojans and Golden Showers. I gave scant thought to the Spurs tonight, but I hate those fuckers so much.

Good luck.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Tonight's Donations

NBA
76ers +8.5 +109 (.75)
Lakers/76ers U200 +112 (.5)
These are surefire losers, no way I'll even split this one.

Celtics -14 +101 (.5)
Not the most "contrarian" play, but those initial wagerline numbers were made prior to the Pacers knocking off the Lakers. Take into account Indiana beating Boston earlier in the year and the line movement and this is makes it a play for me.

Rockets -11.5 +107 (.5)
Clips dominated Dallas for 3+ quarters and Houston is w/o T-Mac

NCAAB
Northwestern -1.5 -111 (.25)

Almost done updating the record, I had to stop for a second because it was sickening to actually see the results. Fuck the NFL and NBA.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

2H Play

Lakers/Pacers U106 -105 (.25)

Too Bad These Donations Aren't Tax Deductible

NBA
Pacers +8.5 +110 (.5)
Wizards +6.5 +107 (.5)
76ers +2 -110 (.5)
Spurs -5 -110 (.5)
Kings +2 -110 (.5)

NCAAB
Miami of Florida -8.5 +109 (.25)
Gene Keady's combover -2 -105 (.75)

Passing the Quakers

I'll try to have my record updated by tonight, it's going to be gruesome.

Monday, December 1, 2008

"It Was Fun While It Lasted, But Now We Should Be Going"

That kinda sucks

Indiana St -3 -108 (.25)
Sacramento St -2.5 -108 (.25)
Kent St +13 +101 (.25)

Passing everything else. Good Luck.