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Syracuse +15 +104 4x
tOSU -44 +101 4x
Wake +7.5 -110 4x
Vandy +13 -110 4x
USM +7.5 -110 4x

These picks should do the trick.

Friday Night Lights

Bucks +6.5 EV 1x
Bucks ML +248 to win 1x

Passing OKC & Memphis due to line movement.

NHL
Toronto +170 1x
Florida +170 1x

"When The Mind Imagines Its Own Lack Of Power, It Is Saddened By It"

NCAAF
UNC/VT U42 +107 4x
I kept trying to get U43.5 filled but to no avail and when this tool told me I was getting better odds at 42, I went with it. Odds of this game landing on 43 have increased exponentially.

NBA
Blazers -8 +105 1x
Contemplated Chicago, but line movement from +4 to +2.5 scared me away. If I can get down on 3 I might reconsider.
EDIT 6:15
Bulls +3 EV 1x
I used what little funds I have left at SBET to take Chicago.

NHL
Thrasherville +153 1x
Sexual Predators +151 1x
Standard NHL garbage

0-7 Made Possible By Meadowlark

NBA
Bobcats +10 -105 1x
Raptors +6 -102 1x
Grizzlies +2 EV 1x
Clippers +2.5 +105 1x

I'm already playing more way more NBA than what I would have preferred, but I'm spending 1/10 of the time looking at games.

NHL
Islanders +135 1x
Canadiens +179 1x
Panthers +126 1x

Picking Up The Pieces

Memphis Tigers +5 +106 4x

Cavs -5 +108 1x
Clippers +9.5 +121 1x

Edmonton -125 1x

NBA Futures
Bucks over 26.5 wins -120 2x
Bucks to win Central +7500 1x
Lakers under 62.5 wins -110 2x

Zorn In Pictures

Jim Zorn was quite pleased with Shaun Suisham's 47 yard field goal to end the half.

These guys must have teased Washington up to +17.5 for the half.

Monday Night Hockey

Ed Westfall +181 1x
Marian Gaborik +172 1x

NFL Jumbo Jet

Dolphins +6 +106 4x
Redskins +7 +101 4x
Chiefs +4.5 +105 3x
Cowboys -4 -112 3x
Steelers -5 -110 3x

These plays are in addition to what I've posted here and here.

"First It Feels Like A Brick Then It Hits You Like A Jumbo Jet"

Sparty pk -105 6x
Virginia +5 +105 4x
Clemson +5.5 -110 4x
Baylor +10 -110 4x
Ole Miss -6 -110 4x
Nevada -15.5 +104 4x

NFL will be a big fucking jumbo jet.

Friday Hockey

Sex Panther Cologne +179 1x
Hurricane Helms +106 1x

SBET Super Square Friday

Rams +14 -105 6x
Bucs +15 -105 4x
Browns +9 EV 4x

Dolphins, Chiefs, Steelers, Cowboys and Redskins will be plays. Panthers, Cardinals and various totals are in the mix.

I will hedge on Oakland where I have 6x at +17 and 2x at +16 with a 2x bet on New York.

Hockey Night

All for 1x
NYI +168
Satans +139
Thrasherville +118
To Catch A Predator +197
Eat Thunder, Crap Lightening +151

Passing everything else tonight, good luck.

2H In El Paso

Minerpalooza +7 -112 1x

Tuesday Night

Minerpalooza +8 +101 4x

Wild -127 1x

Monday Night Garbage

San Diego -4 +115 3x

Go here and register (more the merrier, unless you're a complete fuck-up then by all means don't).

Garbage Night In America

Bears +3.5 +105 3x

NFL Garbage

Al Davis +14 EV 3x
Fucs +3.5 -105 3x
Skins -6 +102 3x
Browns +14 -103 3x

CFB Part II

MT +4.5 +108 4x
NC St +3 -110 4x
Tulane +18 -110 4x
UCF +15 -110 4x
GT +3 +114 4x
SDSU +17 +101 4x

This should do it

CFB Part I

Purdue +13.5 -102 4x
Vandy +7.5 -102 4x
Wisky -2.5 +107 4x

Puk Nectar

Thrasherville +143 1x
Pat LaFontaine +169 1x
Sex Kittens +146 1x
Into The Wild +132 1x
Vancouver Grizzlies +137 1x

I still have no idea what I'm doing (if anything at all) with Rutgers.

Brought To You By SBET

Tampa +128 1x
Nashville +129 1x

Clayton Kershaw 20-1 to win NLCS MVP, risking 2x

Sbet Prospective NFL Lines
WK7 Raiders +17 vs Jets -110 6x, Raiders +16 Jets EV 2x
WK8 Lions vs Rams +7 -115 3x

"Hump Day Tussle"

Tulsa +9.5 -103 4x
Boise/Tulsa U54.5 -103 4x

NHL
Carolina +116 1x

Fades For 3 Sports!

Miami +3 -102 2x
Miami +2.5 +120 2x
NYJ/Mia U36 +101 3x

Ubaldo -107 1x

Joe Carter +158 1x
Steve Nash +194 1x

SNF

Titans +4 -110 4x

NFL Week 5

Rams +10.5 -105 4x
Redskins +4.5 +104 3x
Ravens -9 -104 3x
Lions +10.5 +104 3x
Broncos +3 +106 4x

0-5 coming up maybe 1-4 if, while attempting to run out the clock, the opposing QB throws a ball of his receiver's foot and it lands in the hands of a defensive back who takes it to the endzone.

Jevan Snead SEC Pro-Style QB!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tebow -8.5 EV 4x
Rizo -3 -110 4x
SJSU -4.5 -106 4x
UNLV +17 EV 4x

Plays Suggest Otherwise

Piss St -1 -110 4x
Ole Piss +6 -110 4x
Everyone Kills People -16 +104 4x

Surprisingly Coherent

Crompton ML -105 4x
Round Of Boilermakers To Bury The Hatchet +3 +106 4x

I Want Tonight To Be As Painful As Possible

Nebraska -3.5 -101 4x

Bos/LA U8.5 +103 1x

I truly believe Nebraska will win by 3.

Thursday Pucks

All for 1x
Anaheim +153
Columbus +165
Tampa -102
Edmonton -106
Rangers +163

Rockies Are Unraveling

Dodgers +104 2x

Hockey plays to come, contemplating a college play as well.

Divisional Round

Rox +133 1x

Rox to advance +147 3x
Dodgers to advance +137 2x

Rational for Colorado bet is here and here. Play on LA was largely inspired by a +13 3rd order record over St Louis and scanning the boards where a large majority are on the Redbirds to advance.

Monday Night Favre

GB/Min U47 -112 3x

Hockey
John Duns Scotus +146 1x

WK 4 NFL Fade

Chiefs +9 -110 4x
Jags +3 +101 3x
Browns +6.5 +106 3x
Seahawks +10.5 -110 3x
Dolphins -1 -110 3x
Rams +9.5 -110 3x
TB/Was O37 +106 3x

0-3 -15.12x

Minerpalooza +16 -110 6x
Hello Kiffin -2.5 -104 4x
Marshawn Lynch Tippin' his Whip +6 -110 4x

Hockey? On A Saturday?

NYI +148 1x
Phx +139 1x

Most Of Saturday's Action

Duke +18 -110 6x
Illinois +7 +104 6x
Kentucky +15.5 +106 4x
Syracuse +7 -110 4x
Notre Dame -12.5 +107 4x
Michigan St -2.5 -110 4x
Arkansas St +22 -110 4x

Hockey Nightcap

Rangers +157 1x

Over In Wrigleyville

Arz/CHC O11.5 -105 1x

From the boards:

"Not one of my top plays but i like the under especially with Derrek Lee out. Cubs lineup looks woeful! Gorzeleany not that bad either and the cold weather conditions point to the under. I Think the players are going to swing at a lot of bad pitches just to get this game over with and get back to the warm hotel room! Home plate ump will also want to get this game over quick and expect any borderline pitches to be called strikes just to get this game over asap!"

Euro Trash Part Deux

W.C. Handy +140 1x

Euro Trash Part I

Florida Sex Kittens +155 1x

Questionable Total

USM/UAB O59 -110 4x

NHL!

Quebec Nordiques +162 1x

Dipping my toe into hockey this year. I've never been a fan of hockey, the last game I watched in its entirety was over 15 years ago, it was of some importance. I couldn't name more than a handful of players and have little knowledge when it comes to the sport. In all honesty to start the year I'll more or less be following Tocchet, Gamblor and MoneyLine.

October Baseball Means...

Backing a team playing for nothing who is trotting out a pitcher sporting a 6.16 ERA going against a team who can clinch a postseason birth. When all is said and done Manny's ERA should be hovering around 6.50.

Parra +168 1x