This Card Has A 1-7 Feel To It

Nats -110, Couldn't lay off the elephant cock
Was/Pit O8 +106
Reds +148
Arz/NYM O9 +115
Padres +102
Bos/Bal U9 -104
Tribe +143
Ms +154

A Correspondence to Adam Rosales

Mr. Rosales, wait can I call you Adam? I feel like we're such good friends. Adam, your 3rd career home run will never mean more to anyone than it does to me. You have kept me sane for a few hours longer. I will always have a soft spot in my heart for you. Until you cost me a bet at a later date, then I will completely disown you.
Keep rakin' Adam.

Regards,
Sham

Vazquez -145 1x
Sanchez +105 1x

Day Slate

Royals +151
Rox +139
SD/Cin O8.5 -101
Astros +182

Not sure if there will be a night slate.

Let's See What We've Got Here

Pirates +151
Pit/SF O7.5 +119
Rockies +133
Dbags +148
As +168
Det/Tex O8.5 +114

Looks like 6 losers today.

Bloated Card

Twins -121 3x
As +224
Cle/LAA U9.5 -105
Blue Jays +115
Marlins +108
Padres +147
Was/Mil U10 +122
Dbacks -101
Pirates +126
Mets +122

Good luck tonight

Back To My Losing Ways

Natinals +143 2x
Hou/CHC O8.5 EV
Rays EV
KC/Bal U10.5 +102
Det/Tex O9.5 +111
Indians +145
Dbags +105

No Thanks

Passing the card today because there's no time between work, bachelor party and a dumbfuck in my fantasy baseball league.

Here Comes The Pain

Reds +151
Cin/CHC O10 +110
Nats -112
Cardinals +130
Stl/Phi O9 -113 2x
Rockies -121
Marlins +142
As +187
Rays +141
Royals -139
Twins +141
Indians +113

Passing the Os because I ran out of available funds.

Buehrle = Perfection

I can already see into the future Tuesday, July 28th
Twins -120 3x

For tonight
SD/Phi U8.5 +103
Twins +142
Nats +163
Dbag Pirates O7.5 -111

Highway Donkey

Indians +147
Sea/Det O8.5 +102
Rays +103

Rest 'O The Garbage

Nats -110
Tribe +137
Royals +107
SF/Atl O7 -102

Day Plays

Pirates -107
Fla/SD U7.5 +108
Os +280

Disco Before The Breakdown

Sea/Det O9 +104
Royals GM1 +130
Royals GM2 +123
Pirates +122
Cubs +116
Dbags +143
SF/Atl O8.5 -105
Pads +104

The Cubs would be the Disco.

It's A Lean(s) 6-21

I had no business winning the As game last night, but then again I had no business losing when the Dbags had a 7-0 lead on July 9 (Almost down 11% in those 10 days prior to Monday). So maybe, just maybe it's the start of a positive trend upward. I sure as hell hope so.

Bruce Chen
Sea/Det Over
As
Cubs
Pirates
Dbags
Padres
Reds

Not thrilled about any of these, but the NL West trash looks like it will make it on to the card along with the Tigers-Ms Over. The others are up in the air, depending of course, on how much I'd like to lose.

"If You're Looking For Hot Water, Don't Act Shocked If You Get Burned A Little Bit"

I received 3rd degree burns yesterday with a stellar 0-5. Funds are getting low at MB, I'm sure tonight won't help the situation.

Nats -122 2x
Pirates -106
CHC/Phi O9.5 +109
SF/Atl O8 -106 2x
Stl/Hou O9.5 +105
Reds +135
Royals +114
As +116

Passing LAA/KC O (I don't think it's that "contrarian" to take an over involving a pitcher who sports a 7.27 ERA regardless of what the numbers are), Os, Dbags & Fathers

I Usually Lose On Sundays

More than usual

Marlins +105
Natinals +122
SF/Pit O7.5 +112
Padres +134
Indians +102

Going For Broke: Redux

Oakland +114
Cleveland +109
Minnesota +107 2x
Bal/CWS O9 -113
Atlanta EV
Pittsburgh -116
Washington +105
Mil/Cin U9 +103
Arz/Stl O7 +105
Padres +110
Col/SD U7.5 -106
Houston +202

Going For Broke

11 plays tonight

Natinals +130...standard loser
Mahomo +139...Paul is chugging along with his .330 BABIP and 67.1 Strand Rate
Col/SD U7.5 -117...Jimenez is vastly underrated and Geer just plain sucks. Of course look for the Pads offense to get on track tonight
Asstros +153...I feel like a square on Covers with this pick, Oswalt at +153?
Indians +138
Det/NYY O10 -105
Twins +118
Min/Tex O11 +117
Os +170...floated this ridiculous offer last night, I also thought Buehrle would be going for the Sox as well. It was late last night.
As -104...I really REALLY did not want to put this in, I really despise the As as well.
LAA/Oak O9 +116...Saunders wins 1-0

4 braindead totals are waiting to be picked up (two are double-dips, fuck me). NYM/Atl will not be one of them. Plays will be posted when they're matched or before 4.

Looks like tonight will be a great night to get hammered, shots of whiskey will almost surely be required.

Back At It

As -118
Padres +118

Passing the Natinals, Reds and Astros

I'm Still On My "Break"

I didn't put any effort into this at all except for reading a few paragraphs over at VW.

Nelson Cruz +980 to win HR Derby 1x

Looking Forward To The Three Day Break

Going down in flames prior to the ASB would have been acceptable as well.

Tribe +196
As +172
Twins -126 (2, thanks VW)
NYY/LAA U9 +103
Pirates +196
Brewers -121
Nats +107
Braves +133
Padres +137
Fla/Arz O8.5 -117

Yesterday Could Have Gone Better

Tribe +117
Nats +145
Brewers +102
Reds +134
Atl/Col O9.5 -110

Tilt?

Nats +176
Pit/Phi O9 +102
Cleveland +130
Os +101
As +153
CWS/Min O8.5 -102
Ms +104

Yes, Please

Atl/Col O9 -108
Dbags -104

Today's card doesn't appear to have too many good looks, might have a couple more plays posted before noon.

Another Loser

Reds +140

How Fancy, 3 Number In A Row!

Braves +109
Os +116

"Too Tired To Care, Too Busy To Think, Sit Back And Laugh And Watch The Ship Sink"

Larry Arms sums it up nicely

Reds +132
Braves -101
Nats +130
Padres +143
Indians +148
Os +134

Passing the Twins, As and SD/Arz Over, good luck.

I Play Far Too Many Overs

Tor/NYY O9.5 +104
KC +126
Atl/CHC O8.5 +103
Nats +187
Fla/SF O8.5 +114

It's A Grind

Det/Min O9 -102
Royals -107
Mil/CHC O9.5 -102
Phils -107
Nats +129
Os +155
TB/Tex O9.5 -112

Fireworks, etc.

Nats +105
Atl/Was O8.5 +110
Pads +130
Dbags +187
Os +141

Friday's Plays

Pirates +152
Nats +124
Padres +132
Astros +108
Blue Jays +179
Ms +113
Os +143

I Lack Discipline

Pirates -135 1x
Arz/Cin O8.5 +102 1x
Padres +102 1x
Braves -133 2x

I am breaking my flat betting rule tonight with the Braves, everyone should immediately bet on J.A. Happ.

Blah.

Dbags +147
Tribe -115
LAA/Tex O9.5 +113

Day Games

As +120
Nats +159