Sellthehousesellthecarsellthekidsfindsomeoneelseforgetiti'mnevercomingbackforgetit

Not really, but who knows after today's slate.

Houston +2.5 +114 (1)
Miami ML +117 (1.5)
Tennessee -5.5 +102 (1.5)
Seattle +3.5 -110 (1)
Arizona +3 EV (1)

NFL Plays

St Louis +3 +103 (1)
Mia/Den O49 -110 (1)
Oakland +3 -110 (1)
Seattle +6.5 +103 (1)

On The Way to 0-7

When the final seconds run off in the late games that will complete my record

49ers +4.5 +102 (1)
Dal/Arz U52 +108 (1)
Seahawks -1 -105 (1)

I Have A Sense of Impending Doom

Sage Rosenfels +3.5 +110 (1.5)
Lions +3.5 -110 (1)
Seahawks +8 -110 (1)
Dolphins +6.5 -110 (1)

There will surely be several more losers for the afternoon games