At Least I'll Be At The Pawnee

That's really my only consolation for tonight.

NBA
Capt Jack +12 +103 (.5)
Philly -5 EV (.5)
Minny +4 -106 (1)
Chi/SA O190.5 +106 (.5)
LA Shitshow +4 -104 (1)

NCAAB
UAB +5.5 -110 (.25)

Passing Elon & WKU

Slowly, But Surely

NCAAF
Ball St/CMU U56 +110 (.75)

NBA
Minnesota +3 +111 (.75)
San Antonio -1 -102 (.5)

Nice Ending

Phoenix -2 -105 (.75)
Sacramento -2 -108 (.75)
Minnesota +9.5 -103 (.5)

These Games Will Give Me A Reason To Drink

NCAAF
Colorado +18 -110 (1)
SMU +13 EV (1)
Washington +7 -110 (1)

NBA
Cleveland -10.5 EV (.75)
Minnesota +1.5 +104 (.75)

Wednesday Night Hoops

Indiana +3.5 -104 (1)
OKC +9 EV (1)
Minny +5 -105 (1)
LAL/LAC U193 +106 (.5)

Saturday Night Two-Sport Losers

UNLV +16.5 -104 (1)
UTEP +2.5 +109 (1)
New Mexico +7 EV (1)
Tulane +28.5 +114 (1)

NBA:
Minnesota +5.5 +110 (1)
Milwaukee -1 -106 (.5)
Portland +9 -108 (.5)