Tonight's Losers

Magic +5.5 +101 (.75)
Bulls -3 -108 (.75)

Nats +109
Dbacks +102
Padres +141

Slight Competence With RISP Would Have Been Welcomed

Nats +167
Braves -104
Tribe +122
As/Rangers U10.5 +115

Hornets +10 -104 (.75) - What else am I supposed to do? Oh, besides quitting months ago. No, not an option.

Afternoon Total

Fla/NYM O7.5 +119 (.25)

Trying To Avoid Total Devastation

Little or no sleep that last two nights, so after I get most of my baseball plays picked up and decide which book I want to donate to via the NBA then it'll be time for bed.

All baseball plays are .25
Jaku +123

I'll update when my losers become official.
Lannan +171
Adam Eaton +117
Brett Anderson +133
Gil Bang -126
Felix +112
JJ Reyes +110
Anthony Reyes -104
Yusmeiro Petit +110

NBA
Blazers -5.5 -106 (.75)
Magic -8.5 -105 (.75)
Spurs -5 -106 (.75)

This night has 2-10 written all over it.

Loaded Card On The Night Before Term Research Paper Is Due = Upset & Unfocused

All for 1x unless noted otherwise
Tex/Bal U11 -111
NYY/Cle U9 +105
Natinals +165
Cincinnati -108
Pit/Mil O9 -105
Pit/Mil U9 +114 1.05x
Colorado -113
Arizona -1.5 +150
Cleveland -105
Seattle +173
San Fran +123

Can't forget these GUARANTEED NBA PLAYOFF LOSERS! FADE AWAY!
Hawks +5 -104 (.75)
Hornets -2 -110 (.75)

I Really Hate Money

Bulls -3 -109 (.75)

Nats +159 (.25)
Royals +144 (.25)

Wade Will Get Every Call

Hawks +4 -108 (.75)

EDIT 6:08pm
Or the Hawks will get run out of the gym.

Baseball Loser
SF/Arz O8.5 +105 (.25)

More Futures!

Last week I went future crazy and these got picked up at MB

Reds +1500 (.25)
Brewers +1850 (.25)

Added onto the As as well, it sits at +345 (1). That's not looking as great because the As can't muster anything on offense.

Baseball Card Is Lacking

Nats +163 (.25)

NBA Playoff Loser
Hornets -4.5 -106 (.75)

I Wish Utah Wouldn't Have Won

No chance in hell +5 -102 (.75)
Blazers +6 -104 (.75)

Atlanta +102
Washington +258
Colorado -119 - no chance, Aaron Cook won't get through the 5th
SF/Arz O8.5 EV
SD -122 - ridiculous
Tex/Bal U10.5 +127

Last NBA Bet?

Most likely if this doesn't hit

Live Bet
Utah +2 -110 (.75)

Afternoon Baseball

Brewers +157
Reds +154

Stay Thirsty, My Friends

Nawlins +6.5 -106 (.75)
NO/Den U200 -101 (.5)

Afternoon/Night Baseball

All for 1x, though Detroit is tempting my flat-betting system.

Pirates +103 - I hate this play already, surefire loser
Giants +118
As +230

This has been picked up for the evening
Twins(gm2) +145
Tigers +107

Most likely on Cincy and maybe the Natinals.

EDIT 5:14
Reds +155
Natinals +125

"Erasmo and I Go Way Back"

Pirates +135
Nats +120
Brewers +121
As +189

Passing Craig Finn's team, Stros, Os and Ponson

Mulling my basketball options until Erasmo gets his much needed aid.

EDIT 6:17 pm
Pistons +11.5 -107 (.75)
Fade Away

One Last Hurrah?

Spurs -6.5 +102 (.64x)

Another "Natinals" Loser

Nats +132 (.25)

Boston Celtics -8.5 -102 (.75)

The Nationals Are A Special Team

Nats +141
As +112

Utah Jamz +11.5 +105 (.75)
Utah +1950 (.25) to win the series

So Close

Pistons +12 +103 (.75)

1% plays
Indians +125
Pirates -114
Nats +140
Brewers +161
Padres +166

Friday 6-Pack

1% Plays
Nats +117
Brew Crew +117
Reds +139
Rockies +141
As +130
Royals +103

3 Losers

1% Plays
Nats +128
Giants +166
Ms +133

AL West Futures

As +350 (.75)
Ms +740 (.5)

Who Knew Tim Wakefield Is Nearly Unhittable

Padres +174 (.25)
Giants +148 (.25)

Afternoon Baseball

Rockies +208 (.25)
As +107 (.25)

Tuesday Baseball

Braves -146 (.25)
As +138 (.25)

I Know The Odds Are Slim But Not Quite 200-1

Washington Nationals to win NL East +20000 (.25)

Pecota currently gives the Nats a 3.81% chance to win the NL East.

EDIT Apparently PECOTA is bullish on the type of teams I prefer to bet on due to a standard deviation that is on the high side. I'm still content with this pipe dream bet though (H/T VW).

4/13 NBA Fades

Pacers +3.5 +104 (.75)
Bucks -3.5 -101 (.75)
Rockets -8 -101 (.75)

Monday Baseball

Ubaldo +130
Nats +111

Most likely the As as well
EDIT 1:32
As +142

And unfortunately (or fortunately for those who fade me) there will be three NBA plays tonight.

Another Blown Save?

Brew Crew +129 (.25)

Yesterday Was Less Than Stellar

Marlins +128 (.25)
Nats +168 (.25)
Astros +121 (.25)

Overboard, Perhaps?

Twolves +2 -108 (.75)
Bucks -6.5 -101 (.75) - blasphemy
Bulls -9.5 -103 (.75) - blasphemy
Jazz -14.5 +104 (.75)
Clippers +6.5 +102 (.75)

Saturday's Baseball Card

1% plays
Brewers +121
Rockies -106
Phi/Col U10 +104
Giants +159
SF/SD U6.5 +101
Royals +208

It Will Not Be A Good Friday For Me

76ers +7 -109 (.75)
Grizz +2.5 -107 (.75)
Blazers -1.5 -104 (.75)

All baseball plays at 1%
Nats +197
Astros +134
Twins +141

Creativity Streak Ends at 4

Nats +128
Braves +105
Pirates +151
Royals -101
Os +154
As -104

Memphis Hangs On For The Cover

Thanks, Ovinton

On a sidenote, the Mariners are a complete and utter disappointment.

In Mike Conley I Trust

Grizz +7 +105 (.75)

Thanks Professor

Go back to Planet Express

Bedard -101
Cahill +105
Olsen +141
Snell +146
Ubaldo +142

You Called Security? You Got It.

Gil Bang +119 (.25)

The Orioles Collapse Will Hurt

Stros +104
Ms +126
As +124

Ho Hum

Rox +154
Nats +138
O's +179

Harangutan

Reds +145

I'll be back with more throughout the day and again all plays are 1% of my bankroll

Baseball Season Begins

All baseball plays will be 1% of my (depleted) bankroll

Atlanta +123 (.25)

Auto Magic Fade

Atl +2 -110 (.75)

Friday Night

UTEP -8.5 -104 (1)

About To Get Crushed: Take 2

Milwaukee +7 -102 (.75)
Golden St -8.5 +103 (.75)
LA Clippers +3 +104 (.75)

I'm sure after tonight I'll have to re-up my account.

About To Get Crushed: Take 1

Toronto +10 -109 (.75)
New Jersey -1 -102 (.75)