Gross

Nats +136
Braves -118
Ms +234
Os +111
LAA/Tex O10.5 EV
As +102

All Of These Are Losers

Rox +105
Tribe -103
Royals +129
As +103

I Shouldn't Have Kept Playing Basketball

Braves EV
Marlins +162
Was/Bal O10 -109
White Sox -105
Twins +117
As -118
Dbacks -120
Padres +139

This has nothing to do with the fact that I'm laid up with a bum ankle and am missing work. Today just happens to be a big card.

Another Sterling Peformance By The Braves In Support Of Vazquez

A little frustrating

Martis +171
Paulino +101
Redding +162
Correia +147
King Felix -119

Excluding King Felix, I threw up a little in my mouth going over the pitchers I'm backing tonight.

One For The Daytime

Javier -130

Meh.

Brew Crew -148
Nats +151
Tribe -103
Twins +141
Dbags +139
As -135

More Of The Same

Nats +113
Braves -110
Phi/TB U10 -115
Os +107

I would be shocked if this night didn't turn out horrible, always the optimist am I.

Guaranteed Loser

Wade LeBlanc +170 1x

Passing the over.

Not A Winner In The Lot

Indians +118
Nats +161
Braves +120
Bal/Fla U +113
White Sox -113
As -111

Not a fan of any of these plays.

It'll Be A 1-6 Kind Of Night

If I'm lucky.

Nats +118
Cle/Pit U9.5 -117
CHC/Det O8.5 +108
Os -101
Twins +107
White Sox -114
Padres +128

I was all set to pass the Nats before I saw the line, but the oddsmakers are fucking cruel. Both totals are borderline and will obviously lose. I was surprised by the line given to the Os & Uehara. Liriano and Suppan both have surface stats that are not indicative of their performance and 3rd order records are off for both teams (Twins underperforming & Brew Crew overperforming). Dodgers as + money, ridiculous! Especially to the White Sox. Pads-Ms game I like the pitching matchup.

Monday Night Baseball

Javy -146 1x

Passing Mets/Cards Under

I Shouldn't Be Playing Chalk

Reds -119
Royals -108
Tor/Was O8.5 -114

I Can Easily See 0-4

Tribe +162
Rays +112
Nats +111
Cin/CWS O8 -105

Didn't Feel Right For A Reason

Tonight's losers

Pirates +152
Os +138
Nats -107
Braves +142
Tigers -104
Royals +101

This Doesn't Feel Right

Cubs -104 1x

Leans for the rest of the day are Pirates, Os, Reds, Astros, Nats, Braves and Royals

This Sucks

My recent performance, plays are losing and passes are hitting

Nats +292 1x
Os -106 1x

On the road today, not sure if there will be any more plays today.

Maybe Double Digits

Arizona +158 1x
Pitt +184 1x
Rox -109 1x
Pads -112 1x

How Many Can I Lose In A Row?

Indians -129 1x
Marlins +163 1x

More losers to come

I Really Didn't Want This Many Plays

All for 1x
Nats +350
Os -124
Astros +128
Hou/Tex O9 +110
White Sox +152
CWS/CHC O9 +109
As +139

Passing the Rox, Arz/KC O and Det/STL O

Monday Night Baseball

Tribe -122 1x

Sunday Night Baseball

Tribe -104 1x

Covered In Blood

Seriously, some asshole bled all over my clothes last night in the pit. Anyway here are today's losers.

Nats +244
Royals +113
Twins +126
LAD/Tex O9.5 -103
As +134

Doublewhiskeycokenoice

I won't be following the shitshow in bases tonight, instead I'll be rocking with these guys

Royals -108
Ms +160
Pads +195

Let's Go Nats

Nats +152 1x

Yesterday Was Not A Good Day

Nats +234
Pads +139
Pirates +123
Indians -109

Afternoon Overs

Cubs/Stros O9.5 +108 1x

Adding
Min/Oak O8.5 +104 1x

Thankfully MB Cancelled My Nats Bet From Yesterday

Here are five losers for tonight

Astros +109
Rockies +148
SF/Arz O9 -117
Padres +212
Tor/Tex O10 +102

Zimmermann Tested My Flat Betting

All for 1x
Nats +106
Astros +118
Rox +128
Dbacks +107
Rays -122
Os -125
Tigers +157

Should Have Been A Week Instead Of A Day

Rays +152 1x
Blue Jays +146 1x

Passes Fared Well Last Night/Today

Nats +108
Braves -166
Rox +125
Arz/SD U7.5 -113

Had the Royals and Sea/Min O earlier, going 1-1 and adding a cool .058% to my bankroll. Baby steps.

Passing the Pirates and NYM/Wash Over

My Two Favorite Teams

Nats -108 1x
Rox +166 1x

That's it. Rangers, Rays, Indians, As (see what I did there) along with the Min/Sea Under do nothing for me.

Initial Minefield Looks

Natinals - I've almost reached my tipping point with these fucks
SF/Fla Over - yank yank, great insight I know
Hotlanta - I'm 1-4 backing Vazquez, come Friday night it will probably be 1-5
Rockies - This needs little explanation
Oakland - Braden has become playable
Min/Sea Under - I'm guessing Liriano has to make it out of the 5th

There might be some other garbage, but this is what stood out in my first run through. The early WL returns have Greinke as an anti-pub road fav and Verlander as a possible -170 anti-pub fav. I'm skeptical.

O/U For Total Runs Scored By My Sides Tonight Is 6.5

Nats +105
CHC/Atl O8.5 +117
Rockies +154
Reds +178

Straight From The Headlines

Maybe they should pull out.

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Interesting

Afternoon Disgust

For 1x
Pirates +118
Nats -125
SF/Was U8.5 +107
As +155
Royals +157

LEANS

Tigers - Dontrelle's ERA is up to a hefty 5.56 and he's facing Wakefield
As - Standard Buehrle fade, possibly the over as well.
Royals - Gil's 4.33 ERA and 2-5 record do him no justice
Pirates - Not thrilled about this one
Nats - Looks like we're in for a treat, I can lose three times on the Nats as I'll be on them in both games along with the GM1 under.
CHC/Atl Over - Jurrjens & Zambrano are involved
Rockies - Wandy at home is money
Reds - Harangutan vs Carpenter
Phi/LAD Under - The two highest scoring teams in the NL play each other and the total is set at 7.5

I Can Almost Feel The Shithawks Swooping Down

1x plays
Nats -121
SF/Was U8.5 +106
Phi/SD U7.5 +103
Indians -108
Oak/CWS O9 +127
Os +122

Passing the Astros, Padres, Cle/Min O, As and Dbags

Backing The Nats Is Like Staring At The Sun

I can only go so long

All for 1x
LAA/Tor O8 +108
Cleveland +163
Oakland +127
Bal/Sea O7.5 +108
Washington +140
Atlanta -108
Arizona +112

I Possess Some Restraint

Pitt EV 1x
Phi/SD U8 +109 1x
Rizo +157 1x
Os +116

Passing on Rox, Indians and As