Unicornography

Air Force Falcons -1 +110 (.75)

Until 5

Purdue -9.5 -105 (.75)
Temple -3 -105 (.75)
Kentucky -4.5 -104 (.75) I can't wait until next Saturday to fade the Tigers
Wazzu +2 -110 (.75)
Detroit +2 -101(.75) fully expecting a loss

Live Betting Is Not A Good Idea

Uconn -11.5 +345 risking .25

Saturday Hoops II

Virginia +7 -110 (.75)

Saturday Hoops

Georgetown +5.5 +114 (.75)
I hate this price, only thing that prevented it from being larger

Passing DePaul and Cleveland St

Broad List of Leans

Georgetown - auto play
DePaul - Favored? That's a good one
Cleveland St
Virginia
Va Tech
Purdue - 10?
Temple - auto play
Detroit - ha
Kentucky - I'll be hard pressed to pass them
BYU
Air Force - see Kentucky
Ok St
Washington
Wazzu
Bill & Mary
Middle Tennessee - I need to leave these fucking Sun Belt games alone
Seton Hall
TCU - I don't want to play this, but not for the right reasons
La Tech - how much longer can I fade Boise?
Vandy

The morning will come bright and early

The Beat Goes On

Nuggets +2 +103 (.75)
LAL/Den U218.5 +108 (.5)
Phi/NY U213.5 +103 (.5)

Passing Kings & Bobcats

Uno Mas

USC +4 +109 (.75)

This Night Will Be The Death Of Me

Detroit +6.5 -107 (.75)
Akron +1.5 EV (.75)
St Joe's +3.5 EV (.75)
UL-Laf -1.5 -104 (.75)
UAB +4.5 -111(.75)
Wazzu -3 +103 (.75)
NAU +8.5 -103 (.75)
No. Colorado -2 +104 (.75)

Fuck Me

WWIL III

Clips +10 -107 (.75)

WWIL II

Orl/NY U218.5 EV (.5)

Passing Knicks, Nets, Georgia & Georgia St

When Will I Learn

Rhode Island -6 +102 (1)

Wizards +4.5 -103 (.75)

I have only looked at the 6pm games up until now, I'm sure there will be a few more plays later in the night.

Passing Rutgers & USF

Sequestered In Memphis

I wish that's where the Grizzlies were tonight.

NBA
The Grizzle +16 -103 (.75) AHAHAHAHAHA losing money AHAHAHAHAHAH
Chicago +1.5 +103 (.75)
OKC +7.5 -102 (.75)
Charlotte +7 EV (.75)

College
Missouri St +6 +103 (1)
6 points is all that separates the top from the bottom in the MVC

PC +8.5 +108 (.75)
St John's +4.5 -111 (.75)

Biggest passes were Iowa St and Florida (Jonny is right)

Monday's Options

Hawks +7.5 EV (.75)
Clips +4 -106 (1)

Gtown +2 -102 (.75)

Sunday Hoops

Craptors -3 -105 (.75)

Iowa -1 -101 (.75)

Chalk Anyone?

Texas -1 -101 (1.5)
North Dakota St -2 -102 (1)
Portland St. -7.5 -103 (.75)

Still debating Hokie Bird and Majerus, most likely passes though.

College Hoops I

G'town -3 -114 (.75)
Miami -7 +104 (.75)

NBA, How I Loathe Thee

Charlotte +2 + 101 (1)
Milwaukee +7.5 -103 (.75)
Chicago +2.5 -102 (.75)

Sacto and NO/LAL U intrigued me, but I'll pass both.

Not Too Proud Of This Card

Charlotte +7 -112 (.75)
Oregon +6.5 -108 (.75)
Gonzaga -35 -101 (.75)

Pistons -1 -103 (.75)

Might be on Utah later.

The Rest

Maybe they can give up 150 tonight +8 +105 (1)

Idaho +6 EV (1)
Detroit +5 -106 (.75)

I'm Already Sick Of Chalk

Hornets -1.5 -109 (.75)

Virginia -1 +103 (.75)

Losing NBA Ways

Toronto +7 +108 (.75)

Early College Plays

Toledo -1 +104 (.75)
I tried to find a reason not to take this game, I couldn't help myself. Toledo 4-21(2-9) vs Ball St 11-12(6-5) with Ball St beating the conference leader (Buffalo) over the weekend.

WV -9.5 +103 (.75)
Miami +3 +110 (.75)

What's Wrong With This Bracket?

This is the mock bracket that media members put together last week and no, it's not the lack of intriguing matchups.

I'll Take A Round Of Boilermakers To Bury The Hatchet

Purdue -2.5 -107 (.75)

Still looking at the NBA card

Massacre III

Richmond +9 +102 (.75)

Massacre II

So. Miss +12.5 -102 (.75)

The Beginning of Today's Massacre

K-St -1 +108 (.75)

Afternoon 0-fer

Alabama +2 -103 (.75)
UGA +10 +104 (.75)
Pitt -15.5 EV (.75)
Wake -8.5 -105 (.75)

Live Betting

Georgetown +4.5 -103 (.5)

The Backing of WV Continues

WV -4.5 -101 (1)

Tough Night

Notre Dame +3.5 EV (.75)
EMU +9.5 -102 (.75) I'll bite, this line is so fucking retarded
Arkansas St -1 -109 (.75)
Idaho +5 -104 (.75)
NW +2 -109 (.5)

I struggled mightily with this card. Noteable passes were Arizona St, Clev St. YSU, Middle Tennessee and Temple.

Second (And Most Likely To Cause Vomiting) Batch

Puke +2 -105 (.75)

Adding
Baylor +3.5 EV (.25)

Bosh Is Out

Toronto +6.5 +103 (.75)

First Batch

Gaylor +3.5 -110 (1)
NC St +5.5 -113 (.75)
Richmond -1.5 -103 (.75)

Another Loser

Kentucky -4 -107 (.75)

Should Have Kept Nappin'

Virginia +10 -103 (1)
I like this quite a bit which is too bad for everyone else

Pacers +6.5 -103 (.75)

"Assail These Sinking Feelings"

Misery -4 -108 (1)
Fresblo -1 -101 (1)
West Vag +8 -108 (.75)

I like these plays less and less as the day goes on. Most of that is because I could have played each games at a better price.

Kicking around the idea of Marist & Tennessee Tech, but as March draws closer I'm trying to play less games, not more. So far I've stuck to this with varying degrees of success(last Thursday not so much). So I'll most likely pass. I am still looking at the God-foresaken NBA with Philly as my only lean.

Sunday Play

Charlotte +3 -108 (1)

Cutting Further Into Today's Early Profits

Colorado St -1.5 -111 (.75)
SJSU -5 +110 (.75)

This Doesn't Feel (W)Right

Wright St +2 -103 (.75)

Early Saturday Hoops

UCLA -11 +109 (.5)
Auburn +3 +109 (.75)
K-St +3 +107 (.75)
West Virginia -11 -111 (.75)

What Is This Play?

The Answer - car in the shop, work at 7am and slight lean towards Phoenix after last night's game.

Suns -10 +109 (.5)

Friday Night Losers

Wiz +8 +103 (.75)
Kings +3 -105 (.75)
Pacers +6 -101 (.5)
Knicks +6.5 -102 (.5)

South Florida Bulls +9 -104 (1)

Thursday Night Small Conference Hoops Plays

Temple +8.5 +108 (.75)
NMSU +11 +101 (.75)
Wisconsin -4 +105 (.75)
Jacksonville St -2 EV (.75)
No Colorado -1.5 -108 (.75)
FAU +3.5 +102 (.5)
Furman +3.5 +104 (.5)

Hope I Don't Lose Too Much

Vagina +1.5 -104 (1)
Miami +3.5 -111 (1)
Houston +3 -111 (.75)
W&M +8 +110 (.75)
LaSalle +1 -106 (.5)

Toronto +7.5 -107 (.75)
NY +5.5 -103 (.75)
Memphis +6 -102 (.75)

College Garbage

SDSU +5 -102 (.75)
DePaul +11.5 -109 (.5)
New Mexico -15 -104 (.5)

Kept DePaul a 2x because they covered against Marquette earlier in the year, Pomeroy's prediction and the many opportunities to fade Marquette in the near future.

Couldn't help myself in regards to New Mexico even though Wyoming got beatdown on Saturday.

Masochistic Behavior

Toronto +10.5 -106 (.75)
Philly +2.5 +114 (1)

Passing Georgetown on the college side

More Great News

A couple weeks back I placed a future bet on Orlando to win the NBA championship. This was the beginning of their roadtrip before they beat LA and Denver on back-to back nights and their shots immediately lowered. Mainly on the notion that Boston, LA and Cleveland were the three teams with a legit shot and John Hollinger's work. To me 16-1 odds looked enticing.

Well that bet is all but shot with this news. Any team with Anthony Johnson leading the point will be lucky to get out of the first round.

Three Dirty Letters

N-B-A

After last night's confidence-shattering collapse by Golden State I am seething. Cap'n Jack and company led 89-77 with 8+ minutes to go and preceded to shoot 3-14 and get T'd up down the stretch (Jackson had a right to be furious as that Euro pussy Ginobili mauled him on his drive to the hoop). Overtime was a formality and GS missed the cover by a half point (half-point losses have been all too frequent lately. See Fresno St, Iowa St, Idaho, those fucks from Houston and so forth).

I seriously considered quitting the NBA for the rest of the season, what's the fucking point if I'm constantly losing every week? Besides the extra exercise I get from picking up my living room after my rage-filled rampage there is none. I don't have the feeling in college football and college hoops to a lesser extent that things will turn around (i.e. easy plays don't cover all the time).

Maybe I'm delusional, but it has to turn around doesn't it? This is a competitive market and right now your average douchesquare is raking. You think he's not bragging to all his buddies about his great success or thinking to himself that he's got the NBA figured out? The NBA market will correct itself out over time. I don't know when or at what time, but it will occur.

Fellow degenerates Money Line and Sports Investments are going through the same issues as I am. I think my feelings right now can be summed up by The Killers, "How do you know that you're right if you're not nervous anymore?" I'll see how much more "nervous" I can get in the coming months.

These Are Gross

Wisky-GB +1.5 -106 (1)
Baylor +1 -111 (.75)

Knicks +5 +104 (.75)
Warriors +4.5 +102 (1)

NBA Sunday

Toronto +6 -103 (.75)
Pistons +4 +106 (.75)